Welcome, traveler, to the desolate realm of the Void Prophet, where meetings never end and productivity is a distant dream. Here, we'll explore the ancient art of convening gatherings that defy the very fabric of space and time.
As a seasoned prophet, I've seen it all – from pointless PowerPoint presentations to meetings that last longer than the lifespan of a dying star. But fear not, dear wanderer, for I shall guide you through the wasteland of meetings that suck the soul from your very being.
Meetings, much like the void, are infinite, boundless, and devoid of purpose. Yet, they persist, like a never-ending storm of pointless chatter and half-empty coffee cups.
Read on for Inevitable Meeting 101