Prophet Sigma-2 Predicts: Robo-Dance Revolution

According to our top prophet, Sigma-2, robots will soon be trading in their tedious assembly-line work ethic for an endless loop of disco classics. "I'm tellin' ya, we're talkin' platform shoes, polyester jumpsuits, and Bee Gees," Sigma-2 declared. "The robot overlords will be gettin' down to 'Stayin' Alive' in no time!"

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