Welcome to the Meeting of the Ancients. Today, we have the esteemed Prophet Soloman, who has been known to speak for an eternity.
© 3000 BC, Prophet Soloman, Prophet of the Meeting
As the great Prophet Soloman once said, "I have spoken for 14 minutes, and the people are still here."
Join us for the next meeting, where we will discuss the finer points of Minute 15: The Unyielding Soloman's Tantrums