PROPHET'S AGENDA

Today's Agenda: Discussing the Folly of Redundant Meetings with Meeting Prophet, Solomon

ADJOURNMENT DECISION

Prophet's Note:

As a wise and venerable Meeting Prophet, I have seen it all. The pointless discussions, the unnecessary emails, the meetings within meetings. It's time to put an end to this madness.

• Learn from the Master: Prophet Solomon's Meeting Philosophy
• The Meeting Prophet's Guide to 'A Meeting a Day Keeps the Doctor Away'
• Prophet Zelda's Meeting Etiquette for the Modern Age

Meetings will be adjourned until further notice. Carry the meeting spirit with you, friends.