Adjournment Agenda Item 2: Because Who Needs a Meeting, Anyway?

This meeting has been adjourned due to a sudden case of "meeting fatigue". We're talking existential dread, folks. The kind where the mere thought of another meeting is a never-ending spiral of despair.

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We're not saying it won't be back. But for now, let it be known that this meeting has officially been adjourned. May the odds be ever in your favor, brave meeting attendees.