Meeting Minutes: Prophet Solomon

Meeting of the Wise and Just

Attendees:

• Prophet Solomon (Chair)
• Rabbi Abraham (Vice Chair)
• High Priest (Recorder)

Meeting Purpose:

Discussion and resolution of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The nature of divine justice
• Item 2: The role of wisdom in human affairs
• Item 3: The best way to cook a perfect plate of falafel

Decisions:

It was agreed that:

• Divine justice is a many-splendored thing
• Wisdom is a skill that can be acquired through practice and patience
• The best way to cook falafel is a matter of personal preference

Next Steps:

It was decided that the next meeting will focus on the art of prophecy and the best way to deal with difficult relatives.

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