Meeting The Prophet | The Redundant Meetings Department

You have been summoned to meet the one and only Prophet Solomon, Lord of The Redundant Meetings.

Located in a dimly lit, windowless conference room deep beneath the earth, the Prophet has been convening meetings for eons.

Legend has it that if you can endure 7 or more consecutive meetings with the Prophet, you will be granted a single, fleeting glimpse of the fabled "End of the Meeting"

Will you be the chosen one?

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