Prophet Tom, Seer of Meetings

Prophet Tom is a visionary, a seer of meetings and their many, many meetings. He has spent years studying the art of meetings, and has become an expert in the field of meetings.

Prophet Tom's prophecies are not just predictions, but also actionable advice on how to make meetings more efficient, more productive, and more enjoyable.

Meetings: The Unseen Force

Meetings are like dark matter, invisible and all-pervading. They permeate every aspect of life, from the water cooler to the conference room.

• Tom's Meeting Prophecies - Tom's most famous prophecies, featuring predictions on meeting frequency, duration, and attendees.
• Prophet Phil's Alternative Theories - A rival seer who dares to challenge Tom's prophecies with his own untested ideas.
• Tom's Meeting Forever Prophecies - Tom's latest and greatest prophecies, featuring predictions on meetings that will never end.