Prophet Xylon's Redundant Meetings Page

Where meetings come to die.

Meetings are the bane of our existence, but without them, we might actually get some work done.

Meetings with Prophet Xylon are the worst.

He's got a meeting scheduled for every occasion, even when there's nothing to discuss.

He's got an endless supply of pointless agendas and redundant bullet points.

His meetings will drive you mad, but hey, at least the free donuts are good.

Read Meeting Memoir 1: The Great Donut Heist Read Meeting Memoir 2: The Prophet's Prophecies

			meetings = hell; 
			prophet_xylon = meetings * infinity;
			donuts_per_meeting = 1; 
			total_donuts = meetings * donuts_per_meeting;
		

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