Meeting Prophet 1

In a world where meetings are an inevitability, Meeting Prophet 1 has dedicated themselves to predicting the exact number of pointless discussions, coffee breaks, and PowerPoint presentations you'll be stuck in today.

Learn from Meeting Prophet 2, who has mastered the art of predicting meeting durations with 90% accuracy.

And don't even get us started on Meeting Prophet 3, who has developed an algorithm to predict the exact number of times your boss will say "synergy."

Don't believe the hype? Check out our Meeting Philosophy page for more information.

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