Warning: the following meeting has been known to induce eye strain, headaches, and existential dread.
Attendees:
Rehashing the same points from the previous meeting, with a few extra words.
We will reiterate the importance of attending meetings, restate the agenda, and rephrase the discussion.
This meeting is brought to you by the Overly Overhead Prophets Guild.
The Guild does not endorse or condone the use of meetings, but does acknowledge their inevitability.