Prophetic FAQ

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Prophets of our esteemed organization have spent countless hours pondering the infinite and the mundane. Our conclusion? The coffee machine in the break room is the key to all understanding. Learn more about the sacred rituals of coffee.

Q: What are the most pressing issues of our time?

We've identified three major threats to humanity: meetings that start on time, the overuse of passive-aggressive emoticons, and the scourge of beige-colored office furniture. Delve into the horrors of our beige-filled landscape.

Q: Can I just email the team about it?Learn more about our expertly crafted strategies for avoiding meetings altogether.

View the full prophecy of our organization's future, including a 20-year forecast of meeting attendance and coffee machine malfunctions.