Prophetic Support Group: Redundant Meetings

Because you can never have enough meetings.

Meetings: Because Prophets Need to Talk

Join us for our weekly sessions of unproductive discussion, where our team of expert prophets will help you understand that everything is, in fact, already happening.

Our Prophetic Team:

Meet our team of prophets, each with their own unique brand of unnecessary insight:

• Jeremiah, the Prophet of the Obvious
• Isaiah, the Prophet of the Unnecessary Details
• Hosea, the Prophet of the Uncomfortable Truths
• Ezekiel, the Prophet of the Endless Speculation
• Amos, the Prophet of the Unpredictable Future

Meetings Schedule:

Join us for our regularly scheduled meetings, where you'll learn the art of doing nothing, and the science of saying nothing.

• Monday: The Meeting of the Uninspired
• Tuesday: The Meeting of the Unremarkable
• Wednesday: The Meeting of the Underwhelming
• Thursday: The Meeting of the Unfulfilling
• Friday: The Meeting of the Unproductive

Subgroups:

Want to get more out of our meetings? Join one of our many subgroups, where you'll learn the art of doing even less:

• The Underachievers
• The Overplanners
• The Overthinkers