Prophetic Forecasting - Meeting Prophetic Forecasters

Welcome to Meeting Prophetic Forecasters, where our team of expert prophets will help you predict the most likely outcomes of your meetings.

We use advanced algorithms and a deep understanding of the universe to forecast:

• Coffee breaks that will last exactly 17.5 minutes
• The exact number of times someone will say 'synergy' during the meeting
• The probability of a 3 PM meeting running over due to an unexpected 'urgent' phone call

Our team of prophets has years of experience in the field and has correctly forecasted:

• The exact number of times a manager will say 'I didn't ask you to do that'
• The probability of a project being cancelled due to 'restructuring'
• The exact number of meetings that will be rescheduled due to 'unforeseen circumstances'

Join us today and let us help you navigate the uncertain waters of corporate meetingdom.

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