Prophetic Minutes 003

Minutes of the Redundant Meeting for the Redundant Meeting Prophets, convened in the Redundant Meeting Room.

Meeting Prophets: Bob the Prophetic, Lisa the Visionary, and John the Prophet.

Topic: The Futility of Human Endeavor.

Resolution 1: We, the Prophets, hereby declare that the meaning of life is, in fact, 42.

Resolution 2: We, the Prophets, decree that the best way to spend one's afternoon is in a meeting.

Action Item 1: Bob the Prophetic shall research the feasibility of installing a ball pit in the Redundant Meeting Room.

Action Item 2: Lisa the Visionary shall draft a report on the economic benefits of excessive meetings.

Action Item 3: John the Prophet shall meditate on the meaning of life for at least an hour each day.

Adjournment: The Prophets adjourned the meeting at 3:14 PM, after precisely 27 minutes and 14 seconds of deliberation.

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