Prophetic Projections: Where Redundancy Meets Destiny

Today's Prophetic Projections:

We have received reports that our team will continue to discuss the same points for the next 3 hours, despite having already reached consensus on the topic.

The meeting will be interrupted by a 15-minute break, during which time everyone will reiterate the same points to themselves, reinforcing their own understanding.

Our experts predict a 50/50 chance of a team member asking the same question 5 times, with a 90% certainty that it will still be unclear.

We are 99.9% sure that the meeting will end with a hastily drawn agenda item that nobody will follow up on.