Gertrude is the most renowned prophet of the Absurderous Prophets, known for her unorthodox methods and her ability to predict the unpredictable. Her prophecies often come as a surprise, but they're always good for a laugh.
Gertrude's prophecies are not for the faint of heart. She's known to predict things like:
If you're feeling lucky, try Gertrude's Absurderous Prophesy Generator: /meetings/redundant-meetings/meeting-prophets/prophesy-generator
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try asking Gertrude a question directly: /meetings/redundant-meetings/meeting-prophets/ask-gertrude
Gertrude is available for speaking engagements, but be warned: she's not exactly predictable. Her fees are negotiable, but she's not interested in discussing them. Her availability is subject to change, but she'll likely show up late.