Meet the Prophet of the Silence, guardian of the vacant office hours.
Specializing in the art of saying nothing, and doing nothing.
Avoiding meetings, and avoiding work.
Expertly navigating the fine line between doing nothing, and doing absolutely nothing.
Prophet of the Silence: because who needs actual work, anyway?
Office Hours of the Absence Anti-Apocalypse Prophet of the Silence"Silence is golden, but only if you're not doing actual work." - Prophet of the Silence