Today, I, the Prophet of the Apocalypse, shall reveal unto thee the secrets of the coming doomsday. But first, let us take a break and grab some coffee.
According to my sources, the end times shall be brought about by:
But fear not, for I, the Prophet, shall guide thee through the trials and tribulations of the coming apocalypse.
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