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Prophets of the Apocalypse: 2023-02-15
Prophet of the Apocalypse: 2023-02-15
Meeting Transcript
Meeting Attendees:
- Prophet of the Apocalypse (POTA)
- Associate Prophet, Coffee Shop (APCS)
- Prophet of the Inevitable (POTI)
- Prophet of the Mundane (POM)
Agenda:
- Review of the impending apocalypse
- Discussion of the best ways to stock up on snacks
- Vote on whether or not to nuke the coffee machine
Meeting Notes:
- POTA: "We're all doomed!"
- APCS: "But we still need to discuss the coffee shop's new ' Apocalypse Blend' coffee beans"
- POTI: "I've been having recurring dreams about the coffee machine exploding in a blaze of nuclear fire"
- POM: "Can we talk about something else? Like, I don't know, the meaning of life?"