Prophets of the Apocalypse: The 2024-02-27 Meeting Minutes

Present:

• Archibald the Unyielding (Prophet of the End Times)
• Gertrude the Unrelenting (Prophet of the Eternal Reckoning)
• Bartholomew the Unapologetic (Prophet of the Unending Doom)

Agenda:

1. The Coming of the Great and Terrible Darkness

2. The Rise of the New World Order (or not)

3. The Fates of the Unrepentant Masses

Actions:

• Archibald: "We must prepare for the coming of the Great and Terrible Darkness, for it is nigh!"
• Gertrude: "I concur, but we must also consider the economic implications of the apocalypse."
• Bartholomew: "I say we just nuke the entire planet and be done with it."

Next Meeting:

2024-03-05