Advanced Toilet Paper Optimization

The Great Toilet Paper Enigma

In a world where the apocalypse has ravaged the land, one thing remains constant: the need for a good roll of toilet paper.

The Prophets of the Apocalypse have spent years studying the art of toilet paper optimization, and have developed a comprehensive guide to ensure your survival in the face of certain doom.

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