Prophets of the Apocalypse - Redundant Meetings
Are you tired of attending pointless meetings that could've been an email? Do you crave the existential dread of staring at a whiteboard filled with illegible scribbles? Look no further! Our team of Prophets will guide you through the wasteland of Redundant Meetings, where the only thing more abundant than meetings is the air of desperation.
Prophet of Redundancy
Our most senior Prophet, with a track record of 500 meetings attended, 300 of which were unnecessary. He'll lead you through the labyrinth of pointless discussions and into the promised land of 'we'll get back to you on that'.
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With their unique ability to turn a 30-minute meeting into a 3-hour marathon, this Prophet will show you how to make the most of your precious time. Or not.
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Specializing in creating lists that never end, this Prophet will help you prioritize your tasks with an endless array of 'maybe's and 'we'll-sees'.
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