Ancient Forecasts

Prophets of the Apocalypse have foreseen the future, and it's looking... interesting.

The Great Cheese Apocalypse of 2050

Forecasts predict a catastrophic shortage of artisanal gouda.

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The Rise of the Robot Uprising

Forecasts indicate an inevitable robot revolution. Don't worry, they'll still make decent coffee.

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The Return of the Disco Ball of Doom

A prophesied disco ball will bring about a catastrophic explosion of funk and disco.

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