Annex 1: The Blender of Bane 1 Prophets of the Apocalypse

Where the Prophets of the Apocalypse come to mix, match, and mayhem

Welcome to Annex 1, where the most revered Prophets of the Apocalypse gather to blend their prophecies, creating a concoction of doom and gloom. Our blender is always running, always mixing, always predicting the impending doom of our beloved Apocalypse.

Check out our recipes for impending doom

Read our latest prophecies

Prophesy FAQ: minimalist edition

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Recipes for Impending Doom

Our blender is always running, but have you ever wondered what's on the menu? Check out our recipes for impending doom:

Latest Prophecies from the Blender of Bane 1

Our prophets have been blending for centuries, and we've got some fresh news for you:

Prophesy FAQ: Minimalist Edition

Got questions about our prophecies? We've got answers:

Q: Are we all doomed?

A: Probably

Q: Will the world end in fire and blood?

A: Possibly. But only if we don't get our coffee right

Q: Can I get a refund for my doomsday insurance?

A: Ha! You should've thought of that before you bought it