A Technique for the Prophet of the Apocalypse
In a world where the end is nigh, it's not about what you achieve, it's about how well you pretend you're achieving it. This technique involves creating an impressive-looking blank page, complete with a bold title and a hint of existential dread.
Step 1: Open your favorite word processor and stare at the blank page for at least 10 minutes.
Step 2: Add a bold, 48-point font title that screams "I'M WORKING ON IT!"
Step 3: Add a few well-placed, empty paragraphs to create the illusion of productivity.
Step 4: Save frequently, but never actually do anything.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until the apocalypse.
Bonus tip: Use the Annex 4 - The Art of Making Sure You Never Actually Achieve Your Goals to really take your pretense game to the next level!
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