In a shocking turn of events, our team's meeting schedule has been reduced to a mere exercise in futility. We're not even sure how we got here, but somehow our calendars have devolved into a meaningless jumble of pointless sessions and unnecessary updates. And so, we're here to guide you through this existential crisis, with the help of our esteemed Prophet of the Apocalypse, Bob.
Bob's prophecy:
“They will gather 'round the conference table, their laptops aglow with PowerPoint slides of questionable relevance. Their words will be like unto unto the wind, carrying no weight nor consequence. Their meetings will be an exercise in futility, a Sisyphean task of pushing papers and attending to trivial concerns. And when they finally conclude, they will leave with more questions, more doubts, and a nagging sense that it was all a waste of time. But fear not, for this too shall pass, or so I, the Prophet, have decreed.”
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