By the light of the setting sun, the prophets of the apocalypse gathered 'round the toaster, a behemoth of a machine that had been reduced to a mere husk of its former self. Its once-sleek surface now scarred and charred, the toaster's sole purpose was to dispense forth an endless stream of burnt offerings, each one a harbinger of the coming doom.
As the prophets pored over the toaster's innards, they discovered a cryptic message, etched into the circuitry: "The Toaster of Terror shall rise again. When the office supplies run dry, the apocalypse shall be nigh."
Thus, the prophets decreed that the Toaster of Terror shall be the harbinger of the end times. And so, the people tremble with fear, knowing that the toaster's next burn shall signal the start of the great reckoning.
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