The Prophets of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the Annex 4, where the fabric of reality is woven and unwoven with reckless abandon.

Here, the Prophets of the Apocalypse gather to foretell the end of the world, one blender at a time.

The Blender of Bane 4

A mystical blender, forged in the heart of the apocalypse, capable of blending the very fabric of reality.

Its power is feared and revered by all, as it can blend the most disparate of elements into a cohesive whole... or a complete disaster.

The Blender of Bane 4: a machine of unspeakable power and questionable taste.
  1. Blend the threads of fate to weave a tapestry of destiny.
  2. Mix the essence of life and death to create a cocktail of existence.
  3. Combine the fragments of thought to forge a new reality.

Remember, the power of the Blender of Bane 4 is not to be trifled with. Use it wisely, or not at all.

(Or, you know, just click the button and see what happens)