The Blenders of Bane are a mystical group of prophets who have dedicated their lives to predicting the inevitable collapse of the world. They gather in a dingy, windowless conference room deep beneath the streets of New Baneville, fueled by stale coffee and the faint scent of despair.
Their prophecies are always shrouded in ambiguity, leaving their followers in a state of perpetual confusion. "The end is nigh... or is it?" "The apocalypse will come... but not before the coffee machine breaks down?" "The world will end... in a blaze of glory, or a slow, agonizing descent into madness?"
Despite their questionable prophesying skills, the Blenders of Bane have attracted a loyal following of doomsday enthusiasts, who gather around the conference table, eagerly awaiting the latest installment of their cryptic predictions.
The Blenders of Bane: Annex 5-3, The Blender of Bane-3
The Blenders of Bane: Annex 4-6, The Blender of Bane-4 (a.k.a. The One with the Really Long Title)
Join us for the next meeting of the Blenders of Bane. Be prepared for confusion, frustration, and possibly the end of the world. RSVP not required. Coffee machine not guaranteed to be working.