Prophet of the Apocalypse, Annex 4: The Blender of Bane

Requirements for the End of Times

The following requirements must be met for the impending doom of humanity:

Massive quantities of nacho cheese must be consumed daily.
The phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why you're wrong" must be spoken at least once a day.
At least 37 consecutive hours without sleep must be endured.
All available socks must be worn on the inside out.
The phrase "It's not the end of the world, it's just Tuesday" must be repeated at least 5 times a day.