Prophet 4: The Blender of Bane

Meet Prophet 4, the one who's always mixing things up. Literally.

• Known for her ability to blend the finest ingredients into a smooth, soulless paste.
• Specializing in the art of turning enemies into an amicable mess.
• Has a Ph.D. in Blending and a minor in Dispersal.

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Sub-Prophet 3: 1-2: What Happens When You Can't See the Trees for the Woods

Sub-Prophet 3, the one who's always lost in the forest.

• Known for his inability to distinguish between a tree and a rock.
• Specializing in the art of getting lost in the most mundane of places.
• Has a degree in "I Don't Know What I'm Doing" from the University of "I Give Up."