Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse, to the most dreaded meeting in the history of the world: Annex 4, The Blender of Bane. Here, your deepest fears will be realized, your sanity will be shattered, and your hopes will be dashed upon the rocks of despair. But don't worry, it's all for the greater good! After all, someone has to decide who will get the TPS reports.
**Meeting Agenda:**
1. Discuss the meaning of life in 17-point font, using only Comic Sans.
2. Debate the merits of pineapple pizza as a viable snack option in a post-apocalyptic world.
3. Determine the best way to reorganize the apocalypse, because, let's face it, we can't have it all over the place.
4. Elect the next leader of the Prophets of the Apocalypse (hint: it's not going to be you, Bob).
**Subpages:** Sub-Annex 4.1.3.5: The Meeting Syllabus Sub-Annex 4.2.4.2: The Meeting Memoirs Sub-Annex 4.3.3.3: The Meeting Lexicon