Annex 4: The Science of Distractions

Theories of Distractibility

The Distractive Force

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The Distractive Force is strong in this corner of the world.

The Distractive Equation

E=mc^2, but only when m is a cat playing the trombone.

The Distractive Method

Step 1: Stare intensely at a wall.

Step 2: Repeat step 1 until results are achieved.

Meet the Prophets

Join the Distractive Revolution!

Don't just follow the crowd, lead the crowd!