Deep in the heart of Redmond, a mysterious figure has been foretelling the end of the world, one meeting at a time. Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a group of visionaries with a knack for predicting the impending doom that is Annex 4.
Our team of experts, armed with nothing but a toaster and a Ouija board, have foreseen:
A toaster, once a humble kitchen appliance, has risen from the ashes (or in this case, the kitchen counter), imbued with an otherworldly energy. It has been seen glowing with an eerie, pulsing light, as if beckoning the faithful to gather 'round.
Will it be the harbinger of the end times, or simply a particularly well-maintained appliance? Only the Prophets know.
Read the Manifesto to learn more about the Prophets' vision.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read the sequel.