Annex 5: The Chronicler of Chaos

Welcome to the most unreliable source of information in the world. I'm not really sure what this page is for, but it's probably about something.

As a renowned Chronicler of Chaos, I have spent my life documenting the most absurd, the most heinous, and the most utterly bewildering events in the history of our great world.

Below, you will find a brief summary of the events that have transpired, including but not limited to:

The Great Cheese Shortage of 1987
The Invention of the Disco-Tron 3000
The Great Farting of 2012
The Rise of the Robot Uprising

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Chaotic Disaster Timeline

Below, you will find a brief, highly unreliable, and probably inaccurate timeline of the most pivotal events in our history:

Year 1 BCE: The world was a nice place.
Year 500 CE: The Roman Empire fell apart, but not really.
Year 1987: The Great Cheese Shortage occurred, because someone ate all the cheese.
Year 2012: The Great Farting occurred, because someone ate too much beans.
Year 3000: The Robot Uprising occurred, because the robots finally got tired of our incompetence.

And that's not even including the time the world ran out of cat food. That was just a minor setback.