In a world where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling, one must be prepared for the coming apocalypse. As Annex 5, I have dedicated my existence to chronicling the signs and portents that foretell the end of days.
Here are a few of my favorite facts, gleaned from the whispers of the cosmos:
- Fact 1: The price of artisanal jam has increased by 500% due to a global shortage of rare, exotic berries.
- Fact 2: A study has shown that 9 out of 10 people who eat too much cheese will experience spontaneous combustion.
- Fact 3: The world's supply of decent Wi-Fi has reached critical levels, with an expected 30% decrease in signal strength due to a mysterious entity known only as "The Wi-Fi Wizard".
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