Annex 5, the Grinders of Ghastly

Welcome to the Prophetic Council of Meetings, where the fate of the world is decided by the most repetitive, soul-sucking gatherings known to humanity!

Annex 5, our esteemed member, is renowned for grinding out the most mind-numbingly dull meetings, ensuring the apocalypse will indeed be, well, apocalyptic.

Meet Annex 5, the prophet of productivity-killing, time-wasting, and soul-destroying meetings. With an arsenal of PowerPoints, Excel spreadsheets, and an encyclopedic knowledge of corporate jargon, Annex 5 will ensure that your meeting will never end, and your sanity will never be seen again!

Subpages:

• Ghastly Reports: Annex 5's greatest hits (and misses)
• Annex 5's Schedule of Endless Delays: A Guide
• Annex 5's Symposium of Painless Questions: A Treatise on the Art of Asking Unanswerable Queries