A chronicle of the most epic, most glorious, and most utterly pointless meetings of all time.
A gathering of 12 prophets, each with their own unique beard style.
View the Meeting MinutesBalthazar, the bearded kingmaker.
"We shall gather 'round and make some decisions, with many words and little progress." - Balthazar, 1 BCE
Prophets argued for hours about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Read the TranscriptZorvath, the prophet of paradoxes.
Prophets took a 15-minute break to discuss the finer points of caffeine and existential dread.
View the Break ScheduleXerxex, the prophet of over-caffeination.