Prophet of the Apocalypse

Bartholomew Bottomsworth is a self-proclaimed prophet, known for his outlandish predictions and his love of bad haircuts.

Notable Predictions:

2017: "I told you so, the world would end in pineapple pizza." (It didn't)
2018: "The robots will take over the world, mark my words!" (They're still waiting)
2019: "The end of the world as we know it, it's coming, I'm telling you!" (Still waiting)
2020: "Pandemic, global economic collapse, the end of humanity, it's all coming, trust me!" (Still waiting)