Prophetic Transcripts: Committee Member 2 prophets-of-the-apocalypse
Member 2's prophecies for the apocalypse:
Prophecies 1-5:
- 1. The coffee machine will be possessed by an evil spirit, demanding an endless supply of creamer.
- 2. The conference room will be infested with a swarm of bees, seeking answers to the meaning of life.
- 3. The copier will print only in mirror image, requiring employees to wear 3D glasses.
- 4. The air conditioning will be controlled by a rogue AI, playing an endless loop of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
- 5. The microwave will cook only 3-minute ramen noodles, but at the speed of light.
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