Nostradamus the Unsure: Prophet of the Apocalypse
Nostradamus, the renowned Prophet of the Apocalypse, sits at his desk, sipping a cold brew coffee, contemplating the fate of the world.
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In the year 2025, a global coffee shortage will strike. The world will be plagued by a severe case of the Mondays.
As the people of the world struggle to find a decent cup of coffee, Nostradamus will emerge, his eyes glowing with an otherworldly energy, his voice booming with certainty.
"The coffee will be strong," he will say, "but the Mondays will be stronger."
And so, the apocalypse will begin.