Prophecy of the Endless Beans

By the great Prophet, Beanicus, the Chosen One of the Coffee Connoisseurs

Behold, mortals, for I foretell the fate of your caffeine-fueled existence:

• On a day of reckoning, the coffee machine shall overflow with an endless supply of rich, dark elixir.
• The cream shall rise, but not just from the milk, for the sugar shall be in a state of sublime rebellion.
• The coffee shall be strong, yet weak in the eyes of the uninitiated, who shall stumble and falter in its presence.

And so, the chosen ones shall assemble in this very room, to discuss the intricacies of bean-based prophecies, and the fates of those who shall not be so fortunate.

Might I have a meeting with you?

Join us, and be a part of the great discussion, as we sip on the sacred elixir, and ponder the mysteries of the bean-filled cosmos.

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