Meet the Prophets, a group of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to the art of making meetings that are so long and so drawn-out, they defy the very fabric of space and time.
Our mission is to create meetings that are so convoluted, so Byzantine, so utterly pointless, that the very concept of productivity is rendered meaningless.
Our vision is to make the world a brighter, more meaningless place, one meeting at a time.