Prophets of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a gathering of the most dire and foreboding individuals in the land.

The year is 2029, and the world as we knew it has ended. The skies are dark, the seas are boiling, and the coffee is terrible.

Zorvath, Lord of the Lamentable Fate

Prophet of the impending doom of the coffee shop down the street.

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Balthazar, Bringer of the Unrelenting Darkness

Prophet of the eternal and unending darkness that has consumed our souls.

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Prophetical Musings

Random thoughts from the depths of despair

Why did the apocalypse bring us more memes than actual useful skills?

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