Eternal Meeting Agenda

Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse!

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Endless Discussion on the Meaning of Life
• Item 2: Debate on the Best Way to Survive the Coming Great Tribulation
• Item 3: In-Depth Analysis on Why We're Still Here

Remember: Time is of no consequence. The meeting will never end.

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