Meet Epsilon, the Prophet of Endless Meetings. Epsilon's powers are so great that it has seen the birth of the concept of "synergy" and the death of productivity.
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Epsilon's followers are known for their exceptional ability to turn a 1-hour meeting into a 3-hour meeting, with an impressive 50% chance of forgetting what was actually discussed.
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