Eternal Prophets Beta

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Meetings That Will Never End

Welcome to the Eternal Prophets Beta, where our meetings have been in session since the beginning of time. Our team of Prophets has been gathering here for eternity, trying to decide on the meaning of life and the best way to make the coffee machine work.

We're not just prophets, we're also experts in procrastination and time-wasting. Our meetings can last for eons, but we've got snacks, so it's all good.

Our team is led by the great Prophetess Zara, who's been leading us to nowhere for centuries. She's got a vision for a brighter future, but it keeps getting pushed back because of all the meetings we've got to have.