Welcome to the eternal recession of the prophets! A never-ending cycle of economic downturns, where the only constant is disappointment. Our prophets have seen it all, and now they're here to guide you through the ruins of civilization.
He sees the apocalypse in your future, and it's not pretty. But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for not paying your taxes.
Learn more about the Quantum Flipping SuperpowersShe sees the end of the world as we know it, but she's not telling you about it. Yet. You'll just have to wait for her next prophecy to be fulfilled.
Read the I AM THE INEVITABLE prophecyHe's seen the future, but it's just a bunch of stuff he's already seen before. Like that one movie with the guy in a red suit, and the robot with a heart of gold.
Ponder the Consequences of Nothingness