Meet our team of experts in Eternal Recession, Telekinetic Tai Chi, and Adjunct Superpowers.
We have the power to see into the future, but only after a 3-day meeting to discuss it.
Warning: Our meetings may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or a strong desire to eat Cheetos. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
Don't try to predict the future. We've tried.